Knees directly to the grill.

So I've discovered UFC. I mean, I knew it was there, but it's kind of boring at first if you watch the wrong fights (specifically a fight between two submission guys, where someone new to the world really has no idea what's going on. What is this "half-guard" that you speak of?)

I had given it a shot, but wasn't really into it. Then I saw someone, and I still can't remember who but I believe it was on Spike's weekly UFC show on Thursdays where they show memorable matches, and I saw someone get motherfuckin' killed when he was hit with a flying knee right to the domepiece from like four feet away. And then I was hooked, and I've gotten into it more.

So this is my official endorsement. I think a lot of people can get into it if they give it a chance. And the first time you watch someone get kicked directly in the face, you will be hooked.

(Also, I'm blogging again. BE PREPARED)